At the salon......

So I am sitting in the chair getting my hair done, chit chatting with my awesome stylist Denise and I tell her about the rant my husband made about Michael Jackson and the media storm. Here is what he said on Facebook

I must be the only person on earth that was not all upset that MJ died. Its not all that shocking to me. What is shocking is that our media is focused on that while Iran is crushing protesters, Korea wants to nuke us and our president (and his friends in Congress) are trying to pass the biggest tax increase in history.

I totally agree with him.
So as I get done saying and Korea wants to nuke us. A woman sitting in a chair 7 feet away butts in and and says "That's not true, the nukes are aimed at Hawaii" so I say "I think my husband meant Us as in, aimed at the United States" so big mouth no brains buttinsky says "yeah but they are aimed at Hawaii".
Did the fumes from my hair color seep into her brain and kill all the cells? I just kind of nodded and smiled, tried not to roll my eyes or give the "you are such a dumbass" look to her.

Perhaps we could ask Mr.Kim Most Esteemed Dictator if he could aim a little nukie at this woman's residence. Great damage has already fallen upon her brain, so why not let him free up some of our air space.

The New Brodie Look

Any one who has ever met Brodie or even seen a picture of him knows that he has had the long blond hair since birth. Stephanie and I have been talking for a while about getting it cut and giving him a new look. So with out further blabbering by me I present the before and after photos from the big Brodie makeover of 2009

Here is the before shot, nice long hair. We got worried that he could not see where he was going and speculated that possibly that is why he seems trip over everything.


Here is the "after" shot. All cleaned up and looking much older with the short hair.

Notice how he always looks up at the camera. I think that is a relic of always having hair in his eyes, or maybe its just because he is a cheeser.

John the Redeemer!

Yes, it is true. After much to do about Mother's Day and my
husband's non compliance to the traditions of flowers, gifts, etc...
He finally redeemed himself with a gorgeous bouquet of flowers,

WITH

gladiolas and even a very nice present to boot. Now I have absolutely no idea what to get him for Father's Day, since I was going to follow my friend Emily's advice and give the slacker/non compliant gladiolas for his special day. Now I am totally unprepared. I'll let Jack and
Brodie pick it out. That way if it's completely hokey, it will be sweet because it came from them! Dilemma solved.

Thanks for the flowers honey!