Last Friday we packed up Stor Fisk, grabbed the dog and the boys for a two night three day fun filled Prince William Sound adventure, cue Gilligan's Island theme song. I wanted more shrimp and John was literally loaded for black bear and this was the last weekend to shoot one.
This is just a short list of what I heard over the course of 72 hours on a 28 foot boat in the marine wilds of Alaska.
Look out or it's farts will chase you.
If you don't stop I'll pick my nose.
Mommy he bit my finger.
He bit mine too.
I am the chairman of this here board.
Get over here, it's time for a board meeting.
Where's the ear protection? His snoring is keeping me awake.
I'll have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich please. But without the peanut butter.
Don't worry. Whatever that bad stuff was, I pooped it all out.
It was an accident.
He kicked me in the chest.
Fine then, I am sorry.
He's threatening me with his sock.
He hid my socks.
I need some new pants and underwear.
I really got pee on them. Lots of it.
Look out, I am the egg checker.