Doggie Beware!

To the dog that keeps running into our yard and barking at my children. To the same dog that runs down the street turns at my driveway and drives my dog insane. To the same dog that this morning walked up to my garage and urinated all over the deck and the driveway.
BEWARE
There is an air gun with your name on it. It says BAD DOG.

If it were legal I would pepper the arse of your owners, since they have no control over you and don't seem to care what you do or to whom.
Standing in my yard and barking at my young children is intolerable. Peeing on the deck is disgusting.
Peppering your rear end will be priceless.